Brooklyn'Mutt
My name is Peter Wade and this is a MishMosh of a Tumblr that covers as many topics as I have nationalities. You can also find me Blogging about the NFL at Giants Football Blog and the always close to my heart NY Mets at Hot Foot / Email Me / Muxtape
Stay Classy, July Fourth
Sam Donaldson is angry Part 1
Listening To The Whales
Jose Reyes watches his three-run triple as the Mets crush the Cards 11-1
(Lucky Threadz) Best t-shirt EVURR. By the way, all the cool kids are changing their Facebook middle names to “Hussein.”
-The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
- The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
- A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
- Women blink twice as much as men.
- The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as their brain.
- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate…they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you
aren’t.
- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
You looked at your thumb…. Didn’t you?
- Are you sure you want to know?: Interesting Facts about your Body (via whiskeycoat)Nirvana covering Leadbelly’s “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” on MTV Unplugged.
No matter how many times I hear this, it’s always a kick to the gut.
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
(theonion.com)
This was taped to the front door of my apartment building this morning. Nice!Right to the point. I love it.
The Douchiest Phone Message In History
via Judah
In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.
