High-res imwithkanye: The milk was gone because it was used in all the damn coffee PR professionals drink. Because no publicist could go a day without caffeine while working in the second most stressful industry.  But least be honest, if you can’t get fired for a dead elephant at a party then milk won’t be the reason a publicist gets fired. Hookers, outbursts and bad romances tend do you in. In case you haven’t figured it out, public relations is a ridiculous industry filled with ridiculous people… Just ask JoshSternberg about his horror stories.  “I am gravely serious when I write this — if I catch someone not replacing the milk, or at least, in the case where the downstairs store has closed already, not sending an e-mail to the office so the first person that arrives … can pick one up upon arrival — then I am going to fire you. I’m not joking.” HAHA!

imwithkanye:

The milk was gone because it was used in all the damn coffee PR professionals drink.

Because no publicist could go a day without caffeine while working in the second most stressful industry. 

But least be honest, if you can’t get fired for a dead elephant at a party then milk won’t be the reason a publicist gets fired. Hookers, outbursts and bad romances tend do you in.

In case you haven’t figured it out, public relations is a ridiculous industry filled with ridiculous people… Just ask JoshSternberg about his horror stories. 

“I am gravely serious when I write this — if I catch someone not replacing the milk, or at least, in the case where the downstairs store has closed already, not sending an e-mail to the office so the first person that arrives … can pick one up upon arrival — then I am going to fire you. I’m not joking.”

HAHA!

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    That is hilarious. The only phrase that’s missing is “so help me God.”
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