katlynlouise:

txtsfrmlstnght:

(310): what kind of morning-after breakfast implies ‘thanks for the sex, but i’m not gonna call you ever again’?

Alexa is an expert at making this said breakfast.


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    Handing them cold Pop Tarts as you quickly escort them out the door. Toasting the Pop Tarts would just be leading the...
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    stale bread and water.
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