Fu*k Your Parade, Yankees Oh hey! Loogit! Very rich people being cheered as they drive through the financial district most responsible for our economic downfall! WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO SEE!… …So allow me to take this moment to craft a very heartfelt message to the Yankees and their fans today: FUCK YOU. Fuck your team. Fuck your stadium. Fuck your history. Fuck it with a gun. …Fuck you, Jay Z. The fuck are you doing on the float? You didn’t do SHIT. And fuck A-Rod’s hat. Fuck Billy Crystal. Fuck Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle, and the astonishing number of Yankees Hall of Famers who were drunks, wife beaters, and obnoxious pricks… continue reading this hilarity…Deadspin

Fu*k Your Parade, Yankees

Oh hey! Loogit! Very rich people being cheered as they drive through the financial district most responsible for our economic downfall! WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO SEE!…

…So allow me to take this moment to craft a very heartfelt message to the Yankees and their fans today: FUCK YOU. Fuck your team. Fuck your stadium. Fuck your history. Fuck it with a gun.

…Fuck you, Jay Z. The fuck are you doing on the float? You didn’t do SHIT. And fuck A-Rod’s hat. Fuck Billy Crystal. Fuck Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle, and the astonishing number of Yankees Hall of Famers who were drunks, wife beaters, and obnoxious pricks…

continue reading this hilarity…Deadspin

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  1. truejerseygirl reblogged this from brooklynmutt and added:
    non-Yankee fans never ceases to make me laugh. Now excuse me while I go look at 27 pennants.
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