I’m, Like, Wicked Mature. Part 2

tlmonahan:

I parked for literally 67 seconds in Boston today and when I got back to my car, there was a meter maid.

I said “Oh my God. Wait. I’m RIGHT HERE.”

She looked at me and said (in a whiskey-soaked voice that spoke of years of cigarette usage) “You’re TOO LATE.”

To which I replied “You suck.”

She shot back “You parked illegally.”

I said “You still suck.”

Then I drove slowly by her and mouthed “You suck.” Because I am awesomely mature.

“Because I am awesomely mature.”= hilarious