“That is simple observational research,” “Whatever just happened is the only thing that’s happening.”

“Ask any peek-a-boo-ologist.”

“Which leads me to my next terrifying weather alert,” “According to my dopplest 9000, it’s dark outside.”

“Based on this latest data, I can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.”

Stephen Colbert

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