Letterman: Last night’s “Top Ten List”
“Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines”
10) “Wanna form a more perfect union?”
9) “Something’s rising and it’s not the national debt.”
8) “I’m stiffer than John Kerry.”
7) “Let’s go someplace and release our delegates.”
6) “Care to join the wife and me for a little ‘bipartisanship’?”
5) “I’ll make you scream like Howard Dean.”
4) “Now that’s what I call a stimulus package.”
3) “I’m gonna Barack your world.”
2) “Wanna pretend we’re Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?”
1) “Hi, I’m John Edwards.”
