thepoliticalpartygirl:

BARBER: Hey Abe, if someone is forced to work for months to pay taxes so that a total stranger can get a free meal, medical procedure or a bailout, what’s that called? What’s it called when one man is forced to work for another?

ZOMBIE LINCOLN: Slavery.

As Dave Weigel pointed out two weeks ago, Barber [who is in a run-off for the GOP nomination in Alabama’s second district has] been dialing up some shady spirits on his ouija board. Had this been the actual ghost of Abraham Lincoln, he would have said to Barber: “Dude, what are you talking about? On August 5, 1861, I signed the Revenue Act into law, ‘imposing the first federal income tax in U.S. history,’ precisely for the purpose of raising money to fight the Civil War. Hey, refresh my memory, but what side of that were y’all on, again?”

The Always-Hilarious Jason Linkins


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  1. rhymeswithnothing reblogged this from telegantmess and added:
    People, Not everything you hate is slavery Not everyone you disagree with is Hitler/Stalin/[insert] Needlessly...
  2. telegantmess reblogged this from politicalpartygirl and added:
    I HATE it when white conservative and likely racist assholes try to invoke the horror of slavery. Specially considering...
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  4. feistyfeminist reblogged this from politicalpartygirl and added:
    Laughing forever at “Hey, refresh my memory, but what side of that were y’all on, again?”
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