“The Secret Service has to admit they didn’t question Ted Nugent because he hinted that he might shoot the President. They questioned him because he once wrote a song called “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” and they wanted to know where they might find some, and how much it cost.”
“I think the Republican party is at war with common sense… I think Republicans live in a world now where whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving racoon on crystalmeth.”
“Arming panicking, untrained vigilantes like George Zimmerman and telling them it’s OK to shoot whenever they’re afraid is like dumping all the milkbones on the kitchen floor and telling your dog, ‘just eat when you’re hungry.’”
“The new racism, is denying racism.”
Does Obama Have A Bill Maher Problem?
Read: TPM
“Snookie Pregnant? Hey, Rick Santorum, bet this changes your mind about contraception!”
Bill Maher Donates $1 Million to Obama SuperPac
(via Hollywood Reporter)
A Short Animation About the How the NFL Is Like Socialism
Fraser Davidson, a London-based animator, created this video inspired by Bill Maher’s comparison of the economics of pro football and baseball. He brings a two-minute excerpt from the audio version of Maher’s book, The New New Rules, to life with a blend of 1950s-style sports imagery and Soviet-era graphics.
So, Bill Maher won’t be watching the Super Bowl on Sunday?
(Also, a warning: NSFW language.)
Newt’s Narcissistic Personality Disorder
via Real Time with Bill Maher
“If President Obama is the food stamp president, then Bush was the planes flying into the buildings president.”
“No matter how clear Jay-Z makes it that the hot tub is only for the coolest and most beautiful people, somehow when the song ends we think, ‘That is us.’ That’s how Romney rolls — straight outta Salt Lake. Get equity or die tryin’.”
@ppppolls: Real Time with Bill Maher has posted results of a national GOP poll we conducted for them last weekend.
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Bill Maher Shows A Montage Of The Best Christopher Hitchens Moments On Real Time
