Teens Are Turning Away from Facebook Because Tumblr Is Real, and Parent-Free
Teenagers really are over Facebook. In a deep report published on Tuesday, Pew Research explains that teenagers departing the social network’s blue confines are looking for something more… authentic. Which, ironically, was the initial draw of Facebook, and has become something of a calling card for Tumblr and Twitter. Somewhere, Marissa Mayer is smiling.
The Most Terrifying Button On Facebook
Read: BuzzFeed
“Listen, I don’t think you’re an asshole who thinks it’s funny to do something that women find scary. You’ve been raised to think that this sort of stuff is all in good fun. Not by your parents necessarily, but by culture. You’ve grown up in a country where a Super Bowl commercial for Audi suggests that girls your age actually like it when a guy they don’t really know grabs and forces a kiss on them. (Seriously - they won’t like this.) You’ve been raised in a culture that positions women as existing just for sex, for humiliation, for objectification.
So please understand that I don’t blame you for partaking in the only kind of culture you’ve ever know. At least, I don’t blame you yet. Because here’s the thing - if you didn’t realize before that this kind of stuff is harmful and hurtful to women, now you do. So think of this as a chance to make a decision about what kind of man you’re going to be.”
To My Male Relatives on Facebook Who ‘Like’ Sexism
Must Read @JessicaValenti, The Nation
Wait, Mark Zuckerberg is a fictional character?
“Facebook announces news, everyone talks about it on Twitter.”

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(via NY Post)
“Could Facebook ever go the way of MySpace? Given its ubiquity and continued growth around the world, that may seem unlikely, but here’s an interesting fact to consider: more 10th graders are using Tumblr than Facebook, according to a survey of 1,038 teens and young adults conducted by blogger and techie Garry Tan.”
h/t @elipariser
Nipplegate: Why the New Yorker Cartoon Department Is About to Be Banned from Facebook

Number Of Users Who Actually Enjoy Facebook Down To 4 - The Onion
DON’T TAG ME, BRO!
Who is really TAGGING YOU in all those PHOTOS!? You can’t escape the MAD TAGGER!
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New York Yankees Facebook Page Hacked, Others Too - Deadspin
“Sam Lesser isn’t old enough to go on Facebook without his parents’ help. But he may be the youngest victim yet of the social networking site’s turbulent IPO.
Lesser, an 11-year-old investor and business prodigy, tried to buy 300 shares of Facebook stock during the company’s initial public offering last week with more than $10,000 saved up from a small company he set up selling skateboards and bracelets.”
Where are Facebook’s friends? Stock is down on second day trading
Facebook’s stock is tumbling well below its $38 IPO price in the social network’s second day of trading as a public company on Monday. Shares are down 11 percent in late morning trading.
