Colbert Report Nails Utah Gangsta Rappers
SNL’s City Correspondent: Stefon
We can only hope that we learn the lessons of Times Square
Faisel Goes West
“Welcome to The Late Show, the ‘other’ bomb on Broadway!”
“Not all Republicans are racist……but if you’re a racist, you’re probably a Republican.”
“We can not enact immigration reform without first fixing our broken borders. We’ve tried everything to keep illegals out. From volunteer Minutemen, to lining the border with our crappiest states.” - Stephen Colbert
Jon Stewart f-bombs Fox News with gospel choir
Bernie Goldberg made the mistake of firing back at Jon Stewart after the comedian called out hypocrisy at Fox News. After Goldberg’s attack, Jon Stewart took the fight to the next level by inviting a chorus to sing “go f*ck yourself” to Goldberg…
“Look, I’m sorry I told you to go f*ck yourself last week and that other time like time six months ago when I told you to go f*ck yourself. I know that I criticize you and Fox New a lot but only because you’re a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization,” - Jon Stewart
(via Gawker.TV)
“Obama is determined to destroy Wall St. with his oppressive financial regulation. All in the name of protecting the consumer from risky investments. Risky investments are like risky sex, it’s more exciting. If you make the banks wear a condom they won’t be able to feel it when they are fucking us over.” - Stephen Colbert
“These F*cking Guys!” - Jon Stewart
Ronald Raygun
Stephen Colbert Exposes Obama’s Communist-Bowing Ways
Tonight, Stephen Colbert did a scathing exposé of President Obama’s communist-like bowing to international leaders (and even his own dog). To Colbert, Obama’s bowing is yet another example of how the terrorists are winning.
Wanted: Missing Sock
