“Wow, Jesus just fucked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler ‘Hey, Buffalo’s killing them,’”
“(The dog) did something to make the gun discharge,” Potter said. “I don’t know if the safety device was on. It’s not impossible the dog could have taken it off safety.”
Deputy Kevin Potter - Dog shoots man - ksl
After the man got out of the boat, a dog inside the vessel jumped up on the bow and stepped on the gun. The gun fired and shot the man in the buttocks.
Thanks Mr. President
“Whoa: Erin Burnett has obtained EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of #occupywallstreet’s plans.” - @daveweigel
Best Twitter profile description ever!
Kathy Griffin takes cue from Jim Carrey and declares her love for Justin Bieber
Carrey Video here
h/t PPG
Cat vs Puppy
Who will strike first?
“I want to drink a lot of vodka but I also want to look pretentious.”
Gawker: While CNN reporter Kareen Wynter valiantly tried to provide significant details about the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries nuptials to the American people, some kid—some punk—mocked the seriousness of this most historic matrimonial event and related gown news.
Durant drops 284 points in grade school game
It’s official: Kevin Durant cannot stop playing basketball. Two days after lighting up Rucker Park in Harlem, and a night removed from scoring 41 points in a Pro-City tournament game, Durant continued his summer ball tour by torching a bunch of fifth grade kids in Wisconsin.
More -> TheScore.com
Andrew Breitbart’s new site BigDickieLeaks
