
“Nine is my favorite number… but not in this case.”
Herman Cain: The polls are inaccurate, in my opinion, based upon anecdotal evidence, based upon people that I know.
Jon Stewart: From what I understand, that’s why they do polls. … Because if it’s only people you know, that’s somewhat unscientific.
Herman Cain: Here’s why, in that particular poll, they may have had zero blacks, that were gonna vote for Gov. Romney. They were working. So, they didn’t answer the phone when they took the poll. Believe it or not, some black people have jobs! And careers, and they run businesses! They didn’t take that into account, Jon.
“My endorsement evolved.”
“50 percent of the American people do fall in the category of either stupid or ignorant as to what’s going on in this country.”

“I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out,” Cain said, “but I couldn’t continue to try and run a race when you have a liberal media and others who did not want to see me succeed and to see us succeed — constantly fighting false accusations.”
“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about, ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow?”
Breaking - NBC News: “Strong indications” Herman Cain will drop out tomorrow.
“Saturday, December 3, 2011—a date which will live in infidelity.”
“Women for Cain” - Cain’s wife Gloria is “National Chairperson” of the effort; the site calls her “the very special woman who Mr. Cain devoted his life to many years ago.”
(via manicchill)
“Cain’s campaign rocked again? “When the campaign’s rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.”
“No way he’s dropping out.”
Herman Cain’s campaign manager Mark Block tells ABC
