AT&T: Hello “valued customer.” We got nothin’ for ya.

On the phone with AT&T 2 minutes ago:

AT&T: Hello Mr. Wade, we first want to thank you for being a valued customer, blah, blah, blah.

Me: Hi, my contract is up in August and I know I’m going to upgrade to an iPhone 4 soon. But with my entire family using Verizon, I wanted to know if you can offer me any incentives to stay with AT&T and not switch?

AT&T: Nope, we don’t offer any incentives.

Me: Ok, have a nice day.

Am I crazy or are they completely nuts?

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Cycling while sexy could be hazardous to city motorists - just ask Jasmijn Rijcken.

The leggy Dutch tourist said she was pulled over by an NYPD cop for flashing too much skin while on two wheels.

“He said it’s very disturbing, and it’s distracting the cars and it’s dangerous,” Rijcken told the Daily News. “I thought he was joking around but he got angry and asked me for ID.”

“I didn’t even think for one second that my outfit could be harmful or disturbing,” she said.

“I was on my way back to the hotel when it happened and I changed into pants,” she said. “I didn’t want to get into trouble again.”

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Biker pulled over by NYPD for sexy outfit: ‘I thought he was joking’