“I get so dry and brittle. I may not pass on — I may just flake away.”
Cartoon of the day. More.
“Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let’s talk about gay people and abortion!”
(via drinkthe-koolaid)
Apocalypse now? Donald Trump is going to moderate a debate.
Who would show up for such a thing? Likely everybody.
Though presidential candidates may initially balk at the idea of appearing in a debate where Mr. Trump – with his bombast and The Hair – is the one posing the questions, they may ultimately see it as an invitation they can’t refuse. In fact many of the candidates have already met with him, some more publicly than others. Representative Michele Bachmann has sat down with Mr. Trump several times this year. Gov. Rick Perry of Texas had dinner with him at Jean Georges, the posh Manhattan restaurant. And Mitt Romney paid a visit but carefully avoided being photographed.
And Newsmax is a powerful player itself. It has a broad reach into the conservative base, with monthly Web traffic second only to Fox News among sites with conservative-leaning audiences.
“Is Newt Gingrich having trouble staying on message? Not if ‘message’ is the name of his receptionist.” - Stephen Colbert
The Seven Deadly Keys – the seven deadly sins adapted to your favorite keyboard commands (via)
A satirical version of something I found earlier, but was more empirical.
(via Wall Photos)
“Remember to relax and have a good time as 12,000 livebloggers rip you to shreds.”
(via popculturebrain)
“Had my son’s hearing tested because he’s always yelling. Turns out he’s just an asshole :(”
Twitter’s New Comedy Genre: The 140-Character One-Liner - Magazine
So you wanna be a writer? Gadling shows you how not to. Africa sure be exotic!
David Sedaris, in his VanityFair.com debut, wants you to know that he’s officially not running for president.
PPG and I made this Anthony Weiner-Al Pacino Mashup back in August of 2010. So, I figured today would be a good day to re-post it.
Weiner doll inspired by congressman’s scandal
The sexting scandal involving Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York has inspired an action-figure doll. HeroBuilders.com is offering a censored and uncensored version of the doll. The standard doll sells for $39.95, while the anatomically correct “for adults only” version sells for an extra $10.
