Jerry Seinfeld Intends to Die Standing Up
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“Me and my chauffeur @JerrySeinfeld, whizzing around New York like Thelma & Louise…” - @rickygervais
What’s the deal with Jerry Seinfeld joining Twitter?
So we’ve [Deadspin] been working on a story the last couple weeks about Mark Sanchez’s romancing of a 17-year-old girl. She reached out to us first and agreed to cooperate. Then she didn’t. Then she did again. Now, of course, her lawyer has contacted us.
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‘Same old Jets’ seems to be taking on an entirely new meaning.
Jerry Seinfeld was 38, Shoshanna Lonstein was 17. - TheBigLead - People

Jerry Seinfeld wonders why he was invited to perform for President Obama and Paul McCartney at the White House.
Clip from Late Show with David Letterman that airs tonight
“TBS pays tribute to George Steinbrenner, principal owner of the New York Yankees, who died on Tuesday, with five nights of back-to-back episodes in which George Costanza (Jason Alexander) works for the team. The celebration gets rolling with “The Opposite,” in which George convinces Steinbrenner (voiced by Larry David and portrayed by Lee Bear, above, who is seen only from behind) to hire him. In “The Secretary,” at 7:30, George discovers that Steinbrenner’s assistant makes more than he does.”
SEINFELD on TBS - 7 P.M.
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Jerry Seinfeld Talks Lady Gaga With Keith Hernandez in Mets Broadcast Booth
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Jerry Seinfeld visits Keith Hernandez and Gary Cohen in the Mets broadcast booth
The New York Post’s Michael Starr reports that Jerry Seinfeld will join Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez in the SNY booth for 3 innings of the Mets’ home game against Detroit next Wednesday evening.
It will be Seinfeld’s first visit to the SNY booth and the first time he and Hernandez have talked about the famous, 1992 episode called “The Boyfriend.” The episode featured Keith asking gym-pal Jerry to help him move out of his apartment — and being accused by Kramer and Newman of spitting on them after his error at first base cost the Mets a game.
“That was a baptism under fire,” Hernandez says of his “Seinfeld” gig. “I think there’s always the fear of the unknown … and I was terrified, to be honest.
“I have a very hard time watching that episode, period. I’ve only seen it once or twice.
“Let’s be realistic — I’m not Marlon Brando, and I never took acting lessons.”
Seinfeld mocks ‘Massa massages’ on SNL
Kayne West, Jay-Z, Rihanna and Jerry Seinfeld All On Leno Tonight
there are rumors that Newman may show up. he is said to be upset that Rihanna was booked over Julie Louise Dreyfuss
Jerry Seinfeld - New Stand-up Act - 05 - Iraq War/Terrorists…
