Tumblr. - The Documentary
(June 16, 2008)
@mebuell: This is why Twitter exists RT @felicitymorse: BREAKING NEWS: a man is stuck in a high chair at a McDonald’s.
“These guys have been there [Guantanamo Bay] for 12 years. They’re almost ready to have their behind bars mitzvah.”
I might be done for today. Don’t think I can top this.
(via @Owenmjones - North Devon Journal)
Tweet to “SNYtv … and whatever that number sign is.” - Keith Hernandez
“Did you know that Coachella is actually the American Indian word for dumb white guy?”
(h/t Nick of Time)
@KateRoseMe: My friend found this list on an airplane.
“Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream.”
Punxsutawney Phil ‘indicted’ over spring forecast
“Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early.” … Punxsutawney Phil is charged with misrepresentation of spring, which constitutes a felony “against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio.”
The penalty Phil faces—Mike Gmoser, the prosecutor in southwestern Ohio’s Butler County, wrote in an official-looking indictment—is death.
James Lipton interviews Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
(The Week)
Never gets old.
My nieces, Ava and Ria, the future Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.
Hitler finds out Google Reader is shutting down
