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sportsnetny:

Lawrence Taylor is expected to plead guilty to two misdemeanor charges  stemming from a May 6 arrest for felony statutory rape. He may receive six years of probation. - ESPN

“My understanding was, that this was, in essence, in essence a misunderstanding. And that’s basically it. That it is was a misunderstanding. That no one understood what the girl’s age was.” - WFAN’s Mike Francesa


So the lesson here, according to Francesa, appears to be: if you’re a married, 51-year-old, former NFL linebacker who wants to bone a cheap prostitute in a fleabag hotel, always, always ask her first if she’s over 18, and then take her word for it, no matter what she says, JUST SO THERE’S NO MISUNDERSTANDING. Then, basically, it’s all cool.

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sportsnetny:

Lawrence Taylor is expected to plead guilty to two misdemeanor charges stemming from a May 6 arrest for felony statutory rape. He may receive six years of probation. - ESPN

“My understanding was, that this was, in essence, in essence a misunderstanding. And that’s basically it. That it is was a misunderstanding. That no one understood what the girl’s age was.” - WFAN’s Mike Francesa

So the lesson here, according to Francesa, appears to be: if you’re a married, 51-year-old, former NFL linebacker who wants to bone a cheap prostitute in a fleabag hotel, always, always ask her first if she’s over 18, and then take her word for it, no matter what she says, JUST SO THERE’S NO MISUNDERSTANDING. Then, basically, it’s all cool.