“In high school Mitt Romney would knock kids down, steal their lunch money and send it to the Cayman Islands.”
President Barack Obama and Jimmy Fallon laugh while being briefed on the “Slow Jam the News” segment backstage before taping “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” at the University of North Carolina Memorial Hall in Chapel Hill, N.C., April 24, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza - The White House on Flickr.)
“The back-and-forth began yesterday morning when a Twitter user called TJ sent a message to Harper’s Director of Communications, Andrew MacDougall, asking, “How does it feel to work for the biggest asshole in Canada? I know I’d be proud.”
“I wouldn’t know. I don’t work for you,” MacDougall responded.”
“It’s not much of a leap to go from firing people to firing squads.”
BuzzFeed: Unnecessary Censorship: White House Correspondents’ Dinner Version
C-SPAN: President Obama at the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
“Funny. Dickish, but funny! I happen to know something about that intersection … I live there.” - Jon Stewart
“Good pic of my son Jimmy’s bulldog, Apollo - I’m sorry Mr. President, he’s not on the menu!” - @SenJohnMcCain
The Daily Show Writers - Jon Oliver at the Convention - The Paley Center
“ObamaCare was killed by nine people in black robes. I told you there would be death panels.”
“Rick Santorum’s campaign sent out an e-mail to reporters Tuesday with an unfortunate typo: “MEDIA ADVISORY: SANTORUM PUBIC SCHEDULE,” (they meant “public” schedule) and no, we journalists are not above having a little fun with it. “The immature giggles at Huffpost DC over Santorum’s ‘pubic schedule’ typo are really amazing,’ admits the Huffington Post’s Sam Stein. “Oh no. No, no, no” says Politico’s Dylan Byers.”
Eric Randall, The Atlantic Wire - Santorum Staff Amuses Reporters By Sending Out ‘Pubic Schedule’
h/t @MikeNizza
