“What we’ve said to the girls is, ‘If you guys ever decided you’re going to get a tattoo, then mommy and me will get the exact same tattoo in the same place. And we’ll go on YouTube and show it off as a family tattoo. And our thinking is that might dissuade them from thinking that somehow that’s a good way to rebel.”
(via shortformblog)
First Lady Michelle Obama graces the April cover of Vogue.
“I was going through my cursing stage,” she said. “I didn’t realize until my camp counselor at the end came up and said, ‘You know, you would have been best camper in your age group but you curse so much.’ And I was thinking, ‘Really. Was it that noticeable? And I thought I was being cool. Little did I know I lost ‘best camper.’ I didn’t curse again.”
WTF? Michelle Obama was an expletive-crazed 10-year-old ; )
Michelle Obama, Iran, the Oscars and religious hypocrisy
As we mock Iran, and we should, for digitally doctoring photos of the first lady’s Oscar appearance, let us not forget our own nonessential censorship—especially, one could argue, when we do basically the same thing in the name of spiritual or religious purity.

In 2002 then-Attorney General John Ashcroft, who the AP describes as “deeply religious,” had drapes installed—at the tax-payer expense of $8,000—to cover “two scantily clad statues” (one of which was the Spirit of Justice, pictured above) so he could speak in the Library of Congress’ Great Hall “without fear of a breast showing up behind him in television or newspaper pictures.”
Now I’m off to HuffPo’s side boob section to see how they covered ; ) this story.
“Boehner quipped to the commander in chief, “Somebody won’t let you do it.”
Boehner’s inauguration smoke joke had first lady’s eyes rolling
Larry Wenig, a lip-reading expert, tells “Inside Edition” that his analysis shows the Ohio Republican asked President Obama if he had a cigarette before the Monday luncheon.
Historical moments in shade throwing, Inauguration Edition 2013. Keep your eyes on FLOTUS’ reaction to what Boehner said to her and POTUS.
The full eye roll. Priceless.
“I love Michelle Obama and to address the most significant address of this weekend, I love her bangs. She looks good.”
President Obama (@jeneps)

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
First Dog Bo stole the spotlight from First Lady Michelle Obama as she sat down to begin reading to children at Children’s National Medical Center in a video released by the White House Christmas Eve.
Michelle Obama vs Ann Romney — in one chart - WaPo
Partisans will — obviously — disagree about who did it better. But, according to the level of search interest generated during both womens’ speech, Michelle Obama won.
Michelle Obama’s Speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention
@ezraklein
Just one question at the end of an amazing night—are you in? http://OFA.BO/w76s16 –mo
After that speech, even Walter White is back in!
