I feel ya, son.
“He’s thinner, he’s better looking, he’s younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie … why not go for Brad Pitt?”
Newt Gingrich, during an interview on the “Rich Stevens Radio Show.” (via officialssay)
Why not?
(via cheatsheet)
The Atlantic: Newt Gingrich Supported an Individual Mandate as Recently as May 2009
Among other mandates, he also suggested that kids who live within a mile of school should be forced to walk there, even in rain and snow.
Newt’s Narcissistic Personality Disorder
via Real Time with Bill Maher
“We’ll be back here in a month, and Romney will be the nominee. I can’t allow myself to fantasize about Gingrich winning. It’s like the [Washington Nationals] winning the World Series. If we can’t beat Newt Gingrich, I’ll become a pizza delivery man.”
“So let me get this straight: Newt Gingrich’s wife had a chance to have sex with other people, and decided she only wanted to have sex with Newt?”
“Do you think the millionaire ought to pay more in taxes than the bus driver, or less?” - Ronald Reagan
(Pic via @ethanklapper)
The Good Wife
Can Callista Gingrich save her husband?
“Perry was gonna mention Newt’s 3rd wife in his presser but couldn’t remember her name.”
The media and Republican rivals have been on Romney like “Newt Gingrich on a younger, healthier wife.” - Stephen Colbert
“Gingrich campaign unloads the Romney gaffes - up to and including Seamus.” - @rickklein
“Romney was right, occasionally I’m zany. It’s part of my personality.”
“No. I don’t think I’m going to win.”
