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Via Comedy Central: Stephen Colbert’s excellent interview with two Wall Street Occupiers — one awesomely named “Ketchup” — who do not bend or break under his questioning… or breakfast sausages.

(Part two is tonight, and how awesome would it be if Stephen really did put his SuperPAC bucks behind OWS?)

“I was in the audience last night, and he told us that after the cameras stopped rolling, both of them were all over the breakfast items.” - academiadreams

High-res “Many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts.” “For instance, Chester A. Arthur spent all his summers at Thieving Chinaman Springs! And Richard Nixon used to go fly fishing at Jews Control The Media Creek! Even Barack Obama spends a lot of time at Camp David, which until recently, only admitted white presidents … “Nothing offensive about it, okay? Let’s move on!” Stephen Colbert defends Rick Perry says  the controversial hunting camp rock story was “much ado about nothing.” The Raw Story

“Many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts.” “For instance, Chester A. Arthur spent all his summers at Thieving Chinaman Springs! And Richard Nixon used to go fly fishing at Jews Control The Media Creek! Even Barack Obama spends a lot of time at Camp David, which until recently, only admitted white presidents … “Nothing offensive about it, okay? Let’s move on!”

Stephen Colbert defends Rick Perry says  the controversial hunting camp rock story was “much ado about nothing.”

The Raw Story

“Of course, this all because Sunday was the 10th anniversary of 9/11. Now, as a broadcaster, I am obligated to remind you how you felt back then. You were sad.”

Stephen Colbert
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mintchocolatesami:

drunkonstevphen:

Anderson Cooper’s kryptonite: celebrity poop puns

#Omg this makes the original video that much funnier

(via scherbratsky)