Portable meth lab explodes in Oklahoma man's pants
Jesse?
Woman jumps into robbery suspect’s moving getaway van during California police chase
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Virginia Woman Wins $1 Million Lottery Twice in the Same Day
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Want to file a complaint against the TSA? No problemo, just fill out this simple form with the handwritten instructions to “GO TO HELLLLLL.”
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Indonesian eight-year-old smoker kicks habit
The 8-year-old Ilham who, until recently, smoked more than a pack a day since he was 4.
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“I wanted to lick so I did.”
Facebook Photo Sinks Man Who Siphoned Police Gas
“yea lol i went too jail over facebook.” - Michael Baker
Gawker: The Upper Austrian village of Fucking is fucking sick and fucking tired of all the fucking jokes, so its 104 inhabitants (demonyn: Fuckingers) are getting together to mull a name change.
Cursed Austrian Village Looking To Reverse Misfortune With Name Change
“You are in contempt of court because you showed your butt in court,” a visibly irate Bush told Ramsey. “You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt to hold up your pants so your underwear doesn’t show.”
“Baby Daddy Do You Wrong? Sell His Gold to Central Pawn.”
“My perception is one died and the other couldn’t handle it,” said Harwood, who has been unable to identify any close friends or family members to inform of the sisters’ deaths. “It appears purely natural, but we are still trying to piece it all together.”
Police don’t usually release the names of the dead without first informing their relatives, but the sisters’ shrouded lives made that impossible, Harwood said.
“The circumstance surrounding their death is somewhat of an enigma,” he said. “These two only ever had each other, and we would like, at least for their sake, to notify their family.”
Twin sisters, 73, found dead together in CA home - Yahoo! News

Adam Bard shaves off half his hair and beard on opposite sides for unique driving licence photo - Mail Online
“I just always wanted to do that.”
“This is my cat, Nightmare. He is tough, we play like that all the time. It’s just a cat.”
