Howard Stern on The Daily Show tonight
As I alluded to the other day, Stern is moving to the Web.
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Stern asked, what happens when a woman at FOX News gets ugly?
Kelly joked that “they take you down the basement” and kick you out. …There’s nothing illegal about saying you’re ugly, you’re out. …It is different for some of the guys.”
Howard Stern Talked to Fox News’ Megyn Kelly Today
“Tiger’s wood was nine inches. Woods was “bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.”
Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the “Howard Stern Show” this morning.
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uumm wasn’t it Arianna Huffington I saw on a recent Real Time with Bill Maher decrying the coverage of such non stories like ‘Air Traffic Control Kid’ and ‘Balloon Boy’. I guess Tiger’s ‘wood’ is BIG enough for Arianna.
Howard Stern said some controversial words about best actress nominee Gabourey Sidibe.
“You feel bad because everyone pretends that she’s part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie,” Stern added. “What movie is she going to be in? ‘Blind Side 2,’ she could be the football player.”
… “When we look at you,” Oprah Winfrey told the 26-year-old from the Oscars stage, “we see a true, American Cinderella who’s on the threshold of a brilliant new career.” Stern disagreed. “She told an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career,” he said during his broadcast. “Oprah should’ve said, ‘you need to get help, we don’t want to lose you.’ “
“You just want to say to her, listen, honey, now that you’ve got a little money in the bank go get yourself thin, because you’re going to die in three years,”
Howard Stern Fan Claiming to Be Brian Westbrook Punks SportsCenter
Howard Stern Punks CNN
Howard Stern punked the hell out of CNN’s breathless coverage of yesterday’s snow event.
Howard Stern warns Conan about Leno back in 2006
Howard Stern Show discusses Kirk Cameron
Stern played a clip of former “Growing Pains” star, Kirk Cameron, whining about the fact that his kids can’t pray or get bibles in public schools and that they have to learn about evolution. Howard pointed out, if you want to expose your kids to your religious views in school, send them to a religious school – but kids should not have to have others’ religious beliefs pushed on them in public schools. As Howard noted, if kids are going to be taught any religious beliefs in school, they need to be taught all religious beliefs – including Satanism.
