“We count on it to gauge our nation’s football readiness!” - Jon Stewart Defends Hank Williams, Jr. From ESPN Censors
“This is the trouble with these Hollywood events, there is always a chance Mel Gibson is going to show up.” - Jon Stewart
I think my heart permanently melted.
(via truejerseygirl)
Jon Stewart and the Burden of History
He’s not so funny anymore, and it’s not only because he’s come to take himself seriously. It’s because in the Obama era, we’re starting to see the price of refusing to stand for anything.
Jon Stewart doesn't know what Obama believes in, calls president's health-care plan a 'clusterf---'
Some quotes from a new Jon Stewart Rolling Stone interview:
“[A] lot of people wish” the President would “take the gloves off a little more,” Stewart responds that Obama’s “problem is not his lack of passion. It’s his lack of direction.”

“I still don’t know what he [Obama] believes in.”
“Maybe that’s my biggest issue with [Obama]: I’m not sure what he truly thinks is the right path, other than that he believes the wealthy should pay a little bit more of their fair share.”
[H]e’s sure the President is “pleased with what he’s done,” but adds: “I would have preferred to see something a little more transformative.”
Obama’s health-care plan a “2,000-page clusterf-k.”
“You can blame the intransigence of Tea Party Republicans all you want, but Democrats had a chance to pass a budget before they lost the midterm election. “They didn’t do it because they were afraid that those votes would cost them the House,” Stewart continues. “They had the ability to avoid the entire f-ing thing. And they didn’t do it, out of cowardice.”
“CNN.” He says the news network’s “idea of clarity seems to be … grits without salt. It’s just all mashed up - there’s no direction, under the guise of ‘integrity.’
“CNN feels like an opportunity squandered.”
“In 1996, then President Clinton signed into law the Defense Of Marriage Act… It was one of his administration’s proudest moments. Which is why he signed it at 12:50 a.m. on a Friday night. That’s Bill Clinton for ya, staying up late in the Oval Office, defending marriage.” - Jon Stewart
“How did Libertarian Ron Paul become the 13th floor of a hotel?”
“You’ve got to go pretty far out of your way to find a crappy photo of Michele Bachmann, and you did… Be honest Newsweek, you used that photo in a petty attempt to make Michele Bachmann look crazy. And that’s what her words are for.”
Happy Birthday Mr. President…
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“We cooperate and we fight as hard as we can, because there will perhaps be disappointment but there will be no shame.”
Jon Stewart, USO Tour Kandahar, Afghanistan
via The Daily Show
(for those who may have missed this late last night post)
Jon Stewart, USO Tour Kandahar, Afghanistan
via The Daily Show
Video: Jon Stewart Blasts Fox News For Playing The Victim Card Through Nonstop Liberal-Bashing via Mediaite
For those who may have missed this late-night post.
Jon Stewart Blasts Fox News For Playing The Victim Card Through Nonstop Liberal-Bashing - Mediaite
This is completely AWESOME!
