“Mr. Stewart is signed through mid-2013, but Comedy Central executives already dread the day that he decides to step down. “If I were the guy who owned the Chicago Bulls, I’d be dreading the day Michael Jordan decided to retire, too.”
“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”
Awesome mash-up of Jordan and LeBron Nike ads - Slate
“Tiger’s wood was nine inches. Woods was “bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.”
Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the “Howard Stern Show” this morning.
via huffpo
uumm wasn’t it Arianna Huffington I saw on a recent Real Time with Bill Maher decrying the coverage of such non stories like ‘Air Traffic Control Kid’ and ‘Balloon Boy’. I guess Tiger’s ‘wood’ is BIG enough for Arianna.
