What the Secret Service could learn from drunken sailors - The Washington Post
“There was no sexual activity because the men were so drunk that they fell asleep immediately after bringing the women to their rooms.”
The Washington Post, regarding some of the agents caught up in the Colombian prostitution scandal.
(via tpmmedia)
A husband is upset after finding a photo of a nearly nude man on his wife’s cell phone. She says the photo came from her boss? What does she do for a living? She’s a court bailiff. Who’s her boss? Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree. - myFOXdetroit
“The final confession was made to Sen. Chuck Schumer, Anthony Weiner’s political mentor.
“When he told the truth, … both men began to cry,” according to the book.”
Secret Service Colombian hooker scandal: First look at escort amid the explosive scandal - NY Daily News
Larry Flynt offers $1M for dirt on lawmakers, government officials - The Hill
“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about, ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow?”
“Kip Carter, [Newt’s former campaign treasurer] who lived a few doors down from the couple, saw more than he wanted to. “We had been out working a football game —I think it was the Bowdon game— and we would split up. It was a Friday night. I had Newt’s daughters, Jackie Sue and Kathy, with me. We were all supposed to meet back at this professor’s house. It was a milk-and-cookies kind of shakedown thing, buck up the troops. I was cutting across the yard to go up the driveway. There was a car there. As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys’ wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and gave me his little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then.”
by Gail Sheehy Vanity Fair September 1995 - The Inner Quest Of Newt Gingrich - The Long March Of Newt Gingrich - FRONTLINE
“Remember, this is the guy, who when he was running for office, thought it was cool to have oral sex with another man’s wife in a suburban driveway while his kids were walking past the car.” - Lawrence O’Donnell - Watch
Penn. DA who passed on initial sex abuse charges against former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky disappeared in '05
“He came to Egypt, he gave his seminar, and then after he was done speaking, there was a Q and A portion and a woman in the audience asked a question,” Donella said. “Shortly after he left the stage, he approached a colleague and myself and said something to the effect of, ‘Could you please put me in touch with the lovely young woman in the audience who asked me the question so I can give her a more detailed answer over dinner?’”
“Cain took the podium, admittedly, without asking the podium if it wanted to be taken.”
Stephen Colbert via @TheInDecider
“Absent a blue dress, why should he confess?”
via @BenjySarlin
“He said, “you want a job, right?’”
