On last night’s Colbert Report, Stephen Better Know’d Wisconsin’s 4th district with openly black Congresswoman Gwen Moore.
“These guys have been there [Guantanamo Bay] for 12 years. They’re almost ready to have their behind bars mitzvah.”
Look who joined Twitter.
Never gets old.
“The cow says moo.” - Stephen Colbert
“Oh really sir? Well, football doesn’t want your imaginary son. Because he throws like an imaginary girl.” - Stephen Colbert
“…despite many people dismissing her chances in a pretty conservative South Carolina congressional district, nobody should be counting her out completely.”
“The hatchet-wielding hitchhiker worked out so well, I’m officially done checking my backseat after late-night stops for gas.” - @StephenAtHome
“A shirtless fugitive was found in Florida. By swinging a dead cat.”
“Obama’s failed second term. It doesn’t start for two weeks, and it’s a disaster. The point is, I gave it a chance.”
“Hard to believe. But, this… could get uglier.” - Stephen Colbert
Just as the Mayans predicted, Gangnam Style is the first YouTube video to hit a billion views.
Jon Stewart reveals all to Stephen Colbert live on stage
Stephen Colbert interviewed Jon Stewart at the Wellmont Theatre, Friday night, a fundraiser for the Montclair Film Festival.
Among the highlights of the two-hour talk:
- Stewart almost quit the Daily Show early on after a disastrous writers’ meeting.
- Colbert explained his past sleepwalking problem, which once culminated in an awkward this-isn’t-what-it-looks-like moment with his wife.
- Stewart spoke about the one Daily Show clip he can’t bring himself to re-watch.
- How Colbert’s love of Lord of the Rings almost prevented one of his most famous Daily Show segments from happening.
