“I want her home. She’s my rock.”
Stab victim proposes to attacker at UK trial
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Massachusetts man arrested following suspicious behavior
Newton — A Waltham man was arrested on Derby Street on March 9 after he was seen putting down a brown bag and picking it back up again.
Entire town of Buford, Wyoming for sale by sole resident
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Penguins, flying first class, delight passengers on Delta flight - Yahoo! News
The 21-year-old Florida man is facing a felony rap for allegedly prying a judge’s nameplate off a courtroom door, a crime that was solved after a photo showing Mulhall holding the hot sign was posted to his girlfriend’s Facebook page.
Vampire woman, who prefers to be called Jaguar Woman, got her first tattoo at 14
“Journalism 101: Make sure the image you choose to illustrate your new article isn’t from an old news story, doesn’t contains the words “eat ass.” - Fark
Actual article here: Fewer Teens Licensed To Drive
Chinese child does homework on back of father’s scooter - Telegraph
Smithsonian: Every now and then, someone comes up with an idea that makes me smack my foreheard and say, “Why didn’t I think of that?” Getting married inside a dinosaur is one of them.
Judge weighs whether cows enjoyed ’suckling’ cop’s member...Not An Onion Headline
A Pennsylvania judge pondered a very unusual question during a ruling issued Monday: When a former police officer stuck his male member in the mouths of five baby cows, did they enjoy “suckling” it, or were they merely “puzzled”?…
Weighing the case, Judge James J. Morley reportedly asked: “If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, ‘Where’s the milk? I’m not getting any milk’?”
…Equating the act of putting a penis in the mouth of a cow with a human baby suckling on a pacifier, the judge reportedly added: “They [children] enjoy the act of suckling. Cows may be of a different disposition.”
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