Miami police shoot, kill naked man who was eating victim's face on highway - MiamiHerald
“King apparently was not injured by the pink missile, the size of which was not detailed by investigators.”
Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham | The Smoking Gun
I could go in several directions with this, but I’ll leave it as is.
(via wentdog)
Wall Street Fat Cat watches with perverse delight as Tavis Smiley and Cornel West react to the news from Bill O’Reilly that nobody on Wall Street committed any crimes.
Profound thanks to Matt Langer for the original gif.
Thank GOD. Ever since this caught our attention last night, we’ve been waiting for someone with mad gif skills to come along. The fat cat Photoshop is just bonus.
“Is My Son Gay?”
Apparently there’s an app for that.
“Well somebody asked me if there was anything I would do if I was guaranteed that I would not fail and I said, ‘Well yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow.’”
(via shortformblog)
“You wouldn’t be doing any of this if one of the objectives was not to increase the amount of pussy that was available to you. That is what you do. You don’t do it to be, ah, the most approval-rated governor of New York, for fuck’s sake.”
(via motherjones)
-Jesus is in a can
-Jesus is bleeding
-There’s now 20% more Jesus.
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